Christianity’s Greatest Failures

It was a very strong field, but I’ve finally narrowed down Christianity’s greatest failures to a shortlist of four.

Coming in at number 4, it’s…

The Resurrection.

Yes, you’d expect this to be at number one, central as it is to Christianity. As Paul says in 1 Corinthians 15:12-19, if Christ has not been raised then believers are to be pitied. But this depends on how he’s defining ‘risen’.

Paul didn’t seem to know anything about an actual person who had risen physically from the dead a decade or so before he thought he’d seen him. Paul’s Christ is a heavenly being who may only have existed for him in the spiritual realm where his Christ lived, was sacrificed and then rose again. Here’s 1 Corinthians where, in typical Pauline theobabble, he suggests just that:

The first man (Adam) was of the dust of the earth; the second man (Jesus) is of heaven. As was the earthly man, so are those who are of the earth; and as is the heavenly man, so also are those who are of heaven. And just as we have borne the image of the earthly man, so shall we bear the image of the heavenly man.  I declare to you, brothers and sisters, that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God, nor does the perishable inherit the imperishable.

So it’s possible to believe in the resurrection of a spiritual being which doesn’t entail an actual ‘earthly’ body dying beforehand. Indeed there are Christians today who believe this. Even though they might cling to the idea of a man Jesus who experienced an earthly existence, they don’t see the need for Jesus to have risen bodily from the dead. After all, ‘flesh and blood’ cannot inherit the Kingdom. For these believers, Jesus was reanimated in a spiritual sense. As Dr John Shepherd of the Anglican Centre in Rome put it in 2019:

The Resurrection of Jesus ought not to be seen in physical terms, but as a new spiritual reality. It is important for Christians to be set free from the idea that the Resurrection was an extraordinary physical event which restored to life Jesus’ original earthly body…

Jesus’ early followers felt His presence after His death as strongly as if it were a physical presence and incorporated this sense of a resurrection experience into their gospel accounts. But they’re not historical records as we understand them. They are symbolic images of the breaking through of the resurrection spirit into human lives…

Jesus lived … as a transformed spiritual reality.

 

Indeed the early gospels themselves suggest this. Matthew and Luke’s risen Jesus is ephemeral, never quite tangible and not always recognisable. He materialises and vanishes at will while passing through walls and locked doors. This spirit spends a lot of time (Acts 17:3) explaining to others how he’s really the resurrected Messiah, presumably by citing scriptures that point to a dying and rising Messiah (though as we’ll see later, none do). Would his followers and associates really need this reassurance if he had risen physically from the grave? It hardly seems likely. They’d know him surely and be convinced by his miraculous return alone that he was who he said he was.

No, the risen Jesus of the New Testament is a spirit that the religiously disposed saw in their heads, as Paul did (Galatians 1:15-16), or imagined they’d had a visit from. They then convinced themselves he was the resurrected Messiah by searching through the scriptures for confirmation, and believing they’d found it. The New Testament is awash with people doing just this. Such a Jesus didn’t need to have an earthly existence as a human. That would come later with the allegories that are the gospels.

The Christians who today believe in a spiritually risen Jesus are closer to the beliefs of the earliest Christians than those who think he resurrected physically from the grave. That bodily resurrection fails any test we might apply to it: there is no historical, scientific or rational basis for it. Safe to say, it didn’t happen.

The resurrection as most Christians now proclaim it is an emphatic Fail.

Presenting a well-thought through Christian Response*

If there’s one thing I love about writing this blog it’s the considered, articulate comments I get from loving Christians.

A brave anonymous commenter left one the other day on the 2015 post ‘Gentle Jesus – meek and mild?‘. Short on time and rhetorical skills, Brave Anon opted instead for a different range of tactics. Here’s what he(?) had to say:

I’m a little short on time, and i wish I wasn’t, because I could pick apart your post piece by piece for hours. I WILL say though, that I’d expect someone who has dedicated a whole site to this matter to have actually read the book he’s so dedicated to disproving. It’s pretty clear that you haven’t and only used quick Google searches to try to prove your point. The big thing that i’d really like to point out is that most of the scripture you quoted to try to prove your point is from the Old Testament. That means it was law BEFORE Jesus was born. Yes, some of them are pretty harsh. That is why Jesus whittled the 613 commandments in the OT down to 10 in the NT. The most important being, ”Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind.” The most important one, right behind that, is to, “Love your neighbor as yourself.” That is why I just prayed for you. I wish that people like you would get away from trying to disprove the Word and find something else (literally ANYTHING else) to spend your time doing. What do you have to gain by making this site? Do you have such little self worth that, as a grown adult (I assume, but maybe I’m wrong), you really need someone to pat you on the back and say, “WOW! You did a really good job! You get a gold star. That means, you get to pick out what toy you want to play with at recess first today!” Will, if that’s what you need, I ain’t the one to say it. Your arguments are weak, and you are clearly uninformed on the subject you’ve chosen to focus on. Why don’t you, at least, read the Bible (I mean cover to cover) before you speak on it. If you need a little motivation, why don’t you remember that Satan knows the Bible better than ANYONE here on Earth. I mean, even better than the POPE!!! Familiarize yourself so you can, at least, make an educated, organized, well informed, argument. You do that, and I’ll consider giving you a shred of respect. Otherwise, good luck on your day of reckoning. I hear it’s hot down there, so make sure you pack shorts!!

Let’s ‘pick apart’ the tactics in use here:

  1. Mind reading: Brave Anon knows that I have never read the Bible. Impressive. Wrong, but impressive. He uses his telepathy too to work out my motivation for writing: so I’ll be rewarded with praise. Thanks, Brave Anon; in the 12 years I’ve been blogging I’ve never realised this.

  2. Jumping to conclusions: Brave Anon decides all my information comes from Google. While it’s true I do use Google to verify sources and provide links to articles, when it comes to the Bible, I quote it directly. All those references in brackets are the clue that this is what’s going on. They look like this: (Matthew 7:1-3), (1 Corinthians 5:12). Brave Anon might want to look these two up on Google.

  3. Confused irrelevancy: Brave Anon is unhappy I ‘quoted… from the Old Testament’ in the post in question. Wait – didn’t he just say I’ve never read the Bible? Isn’t the Old Testament part of the Bible any more? The point made by the post is that Matthew’s very Jewish Jesus says that the Law – that’s the one in the Old Testament – will never pass away, not one jot or tittle of it. Wasn’t the Old Testament, under a different name of course, the only scripture Jesus knew? Maybe that’s why I quote it alongside the later stuff Matthew makes up for him to say.

  4. Intuition: Brave Anon intuits I’m a full grown adult. Brilliant. He could of course have read ‘The Author…’ above, which would have told him that, and would also have informed him of why I post what I do. Guessing is so much more effective though, don’t you think?

  5. Condescension: Brave Anon prayed for me. Nice. Nevertheless, he felt moved to send a derisory comment.

  6. Withholding his respect: Jeez, if I’d known this was going to happen I’d never have written the post. I’m positively bereft.

  7. More confused irrelevancy: Satan, the capitalised POPE… what the…?

  8. Desperation: ‘Just wait until the day of reckoning then you’ll regret criticising my buddy Jesus ‘cause you’ll be burning in hell!’ This threat is always a part of Christians’ comments. I’m thrilled Brave Anon remembered to include it.

Thanks for dropping by, Brave Anon, and for reminding me to pack my shorts.

*Not really.