We Want You As A New Recruit

But what if I don’t want to be one? What if I don’t want to join you in your fantasy bubble? What if I’ve tried Christianity and found it incredibly disappointing? You’ll tell me no doubt that was my fault because I wasn’t part of the right church or didn’t have the indwelling Holy Spirit or didn’t have a proper relationship with Jesus. And you’d probably be right, given the Holy Sprite and Bejabus are figments of the imagination. Which is why I’m no longer a Christian, and why I will not be recruited to your cause ever again.

Why do Christians think they have to recruit anyway? They’ll give you all sorts of reasons from ‘the great commission’ of Matthew 28:18-20, to wanting to save your soul from an eternity of hell. I’m not convinced these are the real reasons. i think they want to convert you because they’re insecure. ‘Look’, they’re saying, ‘I’m part of this ridiculous movement and I feel quite insecure about it. I’m not sure it’s for real and I need you to join me to make me feel I’ve made the right choice.’

It’s the same with all the fringe groups that exist in Western society today. From Veganism to Just Stop Oil, Trans-activism to groups that want to rehabilitate the urban rat (I kid you not), I’m really quite happy for those who want to give up meat, stop using oil, identify as whatever they like and embrace rodents they think have had a bad press. But such people cannot and should not expect me, and society at large, to do the same.

I’m not convinced. Having reviewed the available evidence (in the shower) I find that I don’t want to give up what little meat I eat. The human body has evolved to eat, and indeed to need, meat. Plus, the vegans I know are among the unhealthiest people on the planet.

Immature Just Stop Oilers haven’t given up oil themselves of course. They publish their hysterical nonsense on devices made of plastic made of oil. They still travel to art galleries to vandalise beautiful works of art in modes of transport that require oil in some form. They promote electric cars and wind turbines, both of which require oil in their construction and operation. Just Stop Oilers have yet to show how ceasing to use oil with immediate effect is going to save us and the environment, rather than just taking us back to the living standards of the 17th century. So, no, I won’t be joining or supporting their cause and will not, because as things stand is impossible to do so, give up using what little oil I do use.

Nor will I be joining the Trans-movement or campaigning on behalf of it. Nor will I be cancelling those who raise objections. I’ve no problem with those who genuinely feel they are the opposite sex and quietly get on with doing something about it. But I cannot and will not accommodate aggressive testosterone-driven men in women’s clothing who are hell bent on usurping women’s rights. That is not what Trans is about.

As for the urban rat… are these people serious? They insist rats are not vermin even though they’re known to carry 35 diseases that are dangerous to humans, many fatal. Try asking those who think they’re lovely and cuddly whether they’d be happy eating in a restaurant with a rat infestation in its kitchens. Ask them if they’d like a colony hunkering down in their spare room. I wouldn’t, so I won’t be signing up to welcome the urban rat into my life any time soon.

And so it is with God. Please don’t waste your time telling me how lovely and cuddly he is. Don’t tell me how much he loves me and wants me to identify as one of his own. Don’t tell me I should give up living the life I live and love, so that I can be with him forever. As with all the causes that humans are prone to inventing, the evidence simply isn’t there. Leave me be and keep your insecurities to yourself.

9 thoughts on “We Want You As A New Recruit”

  1. I gave up eating other animals for ethical reasons because I saw no need to inflict horrendous cruelty on other animals simply to satisfy my taste buds.
    And my health has improved.
    To compare this with Christians soliciting is as ignorant as them telling you that without Jesus in your life you are destined for hell.

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  2. But you made that choice for yourself and have not attempted to impose it on others. I haven’t been so fortunate and haven’t been afforded the same courtesy.

    That’s what I’m objecting to; in the UK today groups who are not content to make such decisions for themselves – to be vegan, Christian, whatever – but want to impose their life-choices on others. We’re going through a lot of this kind of imposition here at the moment.

    Perhaps it’s irrational of me to do so, but the greater the pressure I’m under to assume a certain position, the more I’m inclined to go in the opposite direction.

    Neil

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    • Forcing other animals to give up their lives simply to satisfy one’s taste buds is largely the product of cultural indoctrination, something all those who broke free of religion are, or at least should be, intimatly familiar with.

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      • I was astounded the other day in my local supermarket at the sheer amount of meat on display. Multiply that by the millions of supermarkets, butchers shops and fast food outlets across the world: it really is quite staggering.
        I have to say that I do take the vegetarian option whenever there’s one available and make my own meals with mushrooms and vegetables rather than meat. I’m addicted to mushrooms (the edible ones, not the magic kind.)

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      • I avoid the ‘corpse’ section of the supermarket when we shop. It revolts me way too much and upsets my equilibrium. At first it would put me in a dreadful mood for the rest of the day. These days I usually go for a wander around the bakery or the wine section and wait for the wife or daughter to come find me. I am the same when it comes to fish.
        And never mind contemplating the suffering all these animals go through, but also the massive damage done to the land and sea.
        Does my head in.
        I am so grateful I have ample growing space for vegetables and fruit. I never take it for granted.

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  3. Your friend Don here again.

    You are probably right, Neil. There is that recruiter mentality. I don’t think it is how Jesus rolled. I don’t think it is biblical. It breeds salesmen of the Gospel, hawking it on street corners. Making a sale under those conditions often leads to buyers’ remorse. That is bad enough, but more seriously, it replaces the role of the Holy Spirit.

    We do not need to sell the Gospel good news. We are not selling. we are giving it away. We are offering it. I often think of myself as a kind neighbor who puts a box of apples out on the front walk with a sign that reads “FREE.. Take all you want.”

    And I am pleased when at the end of the day most of the apples are gone.

    It works because some people are hungry for ripe apples.

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