
We know that all the accounts of the resurrection appearances are inconsistent, incompatible with each other and read like visions or hallucinations. If that’s not enough there are two aspects of the stories that are delivered almost as asides that give the game away.
Matthew 28:17 records that
…the eleven disciples went to Galilee, to the mountain where Jesus had told them to go. When they saw him, they worshipped him; but some doubted.
Meanwhile, in a completely different set of resurrection appearances, Acts 1:3 claims that
After his suffering, (Jesus) presented himself to (his chosen apostles) and gave many convincing proofs that he was alive. He appeared to them over a period of forty days and spoke about the kingdom of God.
These verses from Matthew and Acts are almost always overlooked by true believers. In the Matthew passage we have a number of the eleven remaining disciples doubting that what they were experiencing was the resurrected Jesus. That’s the same disciples whom the gospel tells us trailed round the countryside with him listening to him as he regularly predicted his death and resurrection. Yet when the resurrection happened (spoiler: it didn’t really) they doubted that what they were seeing was Jesus.
How can this be? Did he not look himself, as in the other tall-tales of his reappearance? Was he so changed he was unrecognisable? If so, how did anybody recognise him? That’s the trouble with visions and apparitions: they’re just not clear or convincing.
Luke, meanwhile, extends the time that Jesus spends with his followers from a day or so in his gospel to 40 days in Acts. This is when Jesus offers the ’many convincing proofs’ that he is the Messiah and has survived death. This really makes no sense at all. As I asked in a previous post (slightly edited here) –
By ‘many convincing proofs’: what does this mean? That he had to prove he’d come back to life? Couldn’t his old chums see that for themselves? Couldn’t they recognise the man with whom they’d spent the last three years (allegedly)? Or if they could, weren’t they convinced he’d returned from the dead so that he felt the need to prove it? And how did he prove it? With a death certificate? By letting them poke his holes? And this took forty days?
Isn’t it more likely they were subject to group hysteria and some sort of hallucination (they’d had hallucinations before – see Matthew 17:1-9) and they then had to convince each other that what they’d experienced was really Jesus?
This is what was really going on: it took those who’d hallucinated seeing the heavenly Messiah a significant amount of time (what ‘40 days’ actually means) to concoct what they thought proved their visions were real. Like Paul (perhaps copying him), they found this ‘proof’ in the ‘prophecies’ of Jewish scripture.
This is the ‘many convincing proofs’ Luke refers to. No resurrected god-man spent 40 days offering evidence from scripture that he was really back from the dead. The visionaries themselves came up with it. Unfortunately for them, relying on shaky exegesis and misapplied passages from ancient texts is no proof at all.
Try telling that to Paul and the gospel writers though. All of Christianity rests on the visions of a few and the ‘many convincing proofs’ from scripture that persuaded them that what they’d experienced was really the Messiah, manifested in all his glory.
We’re talking a faith built on sand indeed. No wonder those sensible early disciples doubted every part of it.
Who was it that wrote reading Bible is the best way to become an atheist? (or something similar)
This is why so few Christians properly read the damn thing but rely on the cherry picked drivel they are fed from the pulpit.
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I don’t know who coined the term, but they were right in my case. I’m a statistic.
There is a reason preachers get training, they are taught to “put the spin,” on the babble tales, to keep the rubes in the seats. There is love, and graciousness, and forgiveness, and we are the bestest believers ever, for being a mindless suck up the their invisible friend. Every fucking time. No matter how idiotic the tale. And of course, the more you drop in the hat when it comes around, the more the dog loves you.
Incest, murder, genocide, smashing the children’s heads upon the rocks? Just fine and freaking dandy. It’s all good, if the invisible friend does, or commands it.
The Flud? Ridiculous. Jonah? Equally so. Job? Fucking, fuck you man! Turning out your daughters to be raped, to protect a so called angel? That one right there really pissed me off. Anyone who can spin that right there, into “Love, and graciousness,and forgiveness, and we are the bestest believers ever,” is so full of shit, they have a permanent halo of flies.
Isn’t there a commandment or something about being a lying liar? Oh, wait, that’s only lying about your neighbor. Oh, fine then, carry on assholes! SMDH.
I highly encourage believers to pick up that dusty bible and read it. It’s an eye opening experience, without the spin. You can skip the begats, I speed read through all that crap just to make sure I didn’t miss anything. Nothing worthy of mention in there…
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Keywords: “without the spin.”
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Can apply to politics and laundry too! ;)
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Mark Twain reportedly said, ‘The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible’, while Isaac Asimov is credited with: ‘Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for Atheism ever created.’ If only they would. Read it, that is!
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There is another alternative: and that is that the writers made this all up out of thin air. Why are the stories so wildly different; even Luke’s 2 versions aren’t the same. Of course he had no idea at all that both of his writings would end up in a “book” where they could be compared. I doubt they were oral traditions; too many scholars hang their hats on oral tradition and I don’t think they can know that for sure. In fact, I don’t think we can take anything from the gospels as 100%.
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Without a doubt it was made up. But it had to arise from something: the visions that one or two zealots had of either a heavenly saviour or a guy they once knew. I suspect the former, just like Paul.
They then set about trying to convince others that what they’d seen was the much anticipated Messiah. Hence the desperate appeals to ‘scripture’. From this came the fantasy stories of the NT.
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