Christianity just doesn’t deliver. Jesus doesn’t deliver. None of his promises that I outlined last time have ever produced the goods. Not surprising really when he’s been dead for the past two millennia. He’s no more likely to deliver than anyone else who’s been regarded as a god by misguided devotees (and there’s plenty of them).
Yet for those 2000 years Christians have insisted that he does, even when there isn’t a scrap of evidence he’s listened to a single word they’ve said, answered even one of their prayers, enabled them to heal the sick or helped them move mountains – any of the stuff he promised he’d do. So why do they insist he really does? Partly because many of them haven’t a clue that he even said these things. Discussing their faith with Christians online, they often tell me that Jesus never said, for example, that God would give them whatever they ask for or would make their lives better or give them the ability to do miracles greater than Jesus did himself (which of course he does, in Mark 11.24, Matthew 11.28 and John 14.12-14 respectively). In short, they are ignorant of what the bible actually says and all the preposterous magical promises it makes.
Those who do know of its promises have a range of excuses for why they never happen; they were only meant for the early church; today’s believers don’t have enough faith; they were only ever intended metaphorically; God is currently withholding his good will (usually because Christians are too tolerant of everyone else’s ‘sin’). The fact is the promises of Christianity have never delivered.
I’ve been reading Bart D. Ehrman’s The Triumph Of Christianity, where, for entirely different reasons, he lists the problems that beset the church in Corinth (p291) that Paul addresses in his first letter to them. Here’s a summary:
Serious divisions within the church, with different members following different leaders (1 Corinthians 1.12)
Various forms of sexual immorality (1 Corinthians 5)
Men in the church visiting prostitutes and bragging about it (1 Corinthians 6)
Other men under the impression they shouldn’t have sex at all, not even with their wives (1 Corinthians 7)
Fractious arguments about whether Christians should eat meat from animals sacrificed to pagan gods (1 Corinthians 8 & 10)
Some women attending meetings without their heads covered (1 Corinthians 11)
The wealthy greedily eating the shared meals and leaving none for the less well-off (1 Corinthians 11)
Worship that was chaotic because those speaking in tongues were trying to show spiritual one-upmanship (1 Corinthians 12-14)
Members not using their spiritual gifts for the benefit of the community (1 Corinthians 12 & 13)
Some claiming they had already experienced ‘resurrection’ and so were more ‘saved’ than others (1 Corinthians 15)
Apart from one or two specifics, this could be the church of the 21st century! Paul, though, wrote his letter to the relatively small group of believers in Corinth around 54-55CE, a mere twenty or so years after Jesus’ death. Already by then, Christian communities were overcome with problems. There’s no indication they were experiencing the miracles Jesus promised, nor were they behaving like the ‘new creatures’ Paul’s says the Holy Spirit makes of believers:
If anyone is in Christ, the new creation has come: the old has gone, the new is here! (2 Corinthians 5.17)
The behaviour of the Christians at Corinth was, by any standard, appalling; they seem to have no more understanding of morality, no more sense of charity, no more demonstration of brotherly love than the ‘heathens’ around them. And yet they were new creatures ‘in Christ’, believers in Jesus, vessels of the Holy Spirit. With all this supernatural support they really should have been doing better – much better – than they were.
I’ve often wondered why Paul didn’t just give up at this point, especially when other churches he wrote to had similar problems. Any rational person would have looked at how these new converts were behaving and would have concluded that the new religion simply wasn’t working. The promises Jesus made (if Paul was even aware of them) and the changes he himself said accompanied conversion simply weren’t happening. None of them had materialised, even at this early stage.
But instead, Paul soldiered doggedly on. He travelled far and wide drawing others into the cult and then had to write to them too, to tell them how to behave and what faith in his Christ actually entailed (see his letter to the Galatians, for example, and that to the church at Philippi). Didn’t Paul ask himself where the Holy Spirit was in all this? Where was the guidance and supernatural assistance promised by Jesus? Despite the airbrushed version of the early church presented in Acts, Paul’s letters tell us what it was really like: a complete disaster.
And so it continued. As Ehrman shows, people converted to Christianity in part because of its promises that believers would avoid hell and live forever in heaven instead. Many convert for the same reason today. With the zero success rate of all of its other promises, it’s not difficult to predict how Christianity’s assurances of eternal life are going to pan out.
In the crazy Christianity I was brainwashed in – Pentecostal/charismatic, all the magical miracle verses were taught quite often and the reason we could never do them was because of our lack of faith, unforgiveness, sin and unconfessed sin in our lives, even secret sins that we didn’t know about. But we still had to believe we could move mountains,heal the sick and raise the dead. It was never God’s fault that we really couldn’t for with Him all things are possible and God doesn’t lie .One thing the majority of us could do was speak in tongues and intercede for others-at least a little miracle I thought at one time.
It was all a journey in denial and delusion and I always felt like a failure that I wasn’t doing the works of Jesus like some preachers and missionaries claimed they did. I’m sure now that 99.9% of all the miracle stories I heard and read were lies and exaggerations.
But I once witnessed a woman have a stigmata and I was awestruck by it, it gave me goosebumps even. Not too many others in the congregation were too impressed by it though because it was too Catholic and I later learned it was a fraud too. The woman was just seeking attention and trying to increase our faith with red nail polish.
Oh and btw Neil I want to wish you a Hoppy Easter!
Christ is risen! He’s risen indeed!
April Fools!! 🙂
A KJV only pastor named Peter Ruckman said somewhere that everyone in Heaven is going to be a man and a perfect copy of Jesus.