Today is an illusion. You are not really here. Yesterday, the world ended, destroyed with the fire predicted in 2 Peter 3. The Lord finally had enough and set fire to the Earth and obliterated it.
So how was it for you?
And here we are today, the day after it all ended. Doesn’t it seem remarkably like it was before the terrible events of yesterday?
As ever, God mispoke to his trusted servants who took the time to tell us of our impending doom.
Never mind. Let’s set another date. Oh wait – we already have. Plenty to choose from here. You can’t have too many ends-of-the-world, can you?