What Jesus should have said…

Lists are the thing, aren’t they. It’s time we had some on this here blog thingy. List 1. 10 things Christians pretend Jesus didn’t say: 1. Treat others as you like to be treated (Matthew 7.12) 2. Forgive so that … Continue reading

Idiotic Stuff Jesus Said 13: We Don’t Need No Educashun

But you are not to be called rabbi (teacher), for you have one teacher, and you are all brothers. And call no man your father on earth, for you have one Father, who is in heaven. Neither be called instructors, … Continue reading

Idiotic Stuff Jesus Said 12: My words will never pass away

The premise of my first ‘Jesus’ book* is that while Christians profess to believe in Jesus, they choose to ignore most of what he taught while he was alive. While they claim a vapid super-hero Christ as personal saviour, they … Continue reading

Idiotic Stuff Jesus Said 11: Build Your Lives on the Things I Say

Jesus demanded you base your life on his teaching. It’s the only way, he said, that you’re going to find meaning, as well as the principles you’ll need when the going gets tough: Everyone then who hears these words of … Continue reading

Idiotic Stuff Jesus Said 6: The ‘I Am’ sayings

Let’s be clear from the outset here; Jesus never actually made any of the seven ‘I am’ claims put into his mouth in John’s gospel. You know the ones: ‘I am the Way, the Truth and the Life’, ‘I am … Continue reading

Idiotic Stuff Jesus Said 5: Give to everyone who asks

Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back. Do to others as you would have them do to you… Love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to … Continue reading

New series! Idiotic stuff Jesus said!

This one’s gonna run and run! You hear the one about the blind Christian bloke with only one hand and no balls? And he did it all to himself! Cut off his hand, gouged out his eyes and castrated himself. … Continue reading